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burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

foodforbears:

eunnieboo:

if you have a pet and i’ve ever visited your house: i’m sorry

ME

haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

gangbangs:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

officialunitedstates:

do airplanes have horns like honk honk I’m flying through

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

p4yphon3:

Your handwriting though >

p4yphon3:

Your handwriting though >

hvrted:

I wish I had google as a brain

lmaoslut:

I bought the Passion Fruit Body Butter & Moringa Body Butter from The Body Shop for $179 HKD. It was so worth it though, cause it smells amazing and works amazayn <3
I smell like a tub of passion fruit flavoured yoghurt though I’M NOT EVEN JOKING BUT IT SMELLS HEAVENLY SO NO COMPLAINTS HERE

lmaoslut:

I bought the Passion Fruit Body Butter & Moringa Body Butter from The Body Shop for $179 HKD. It was so worth it though, cause it smells amazing and works amazayn <3

I smell like a tub of passion fruit flavoured yoghurt though I’M NOT EVEN JOKING BUT IT SMELLS HEAVENLY SO NO COMPLAINTS HERE